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Uncle Joe's San Antonio
11988 Alamo Ranch Parkway, San Antonio, TX
Online ordering hours: 5:30 AM - 2:10 PM9 min
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Featured Items
La Original
$27.50
Joe's Famous Fried Chimichanga
$13.75
Grilled Fish Tacos Plate
$14.36
Beef Homemade Caldo
$16.25
Chile Relleno Plate
$17.50
#3 Most liked
Barbacoa Taco
$6.61
3 Leches French Toast Plate
$13.75
Joe's Chilaquiles Plate
$12.50
Huevos Rancheros Plate
$12.50
Beef Fajitas Plate
$19.99
Grilled Shrimp Tacos Plate
$14.36
Uncle Joe's Plate
$18.11
Large Lemonade
$4.99
Shrimp Quesadilla LG
$16.25
Crispy Tacos Plate
$12.50
Uncle Joe's Classic Burger
$11.87
Class Puffy Tacos Plate
$16.25
Asada Torta
$12.50
Migas Plate
$12.50
Chicken Homemade Caldo
$13.12
Soft Tacos Plate
$12.50
Brisket Guisado Taco
$6.61
Brisket Torta
$12.50
Birria Tacos Plate
$13.12
Asada Street Tacos
$12.50
Full Menu
5:30 am - 2:10 pmMost Ordered
The most commonly ordered items and dishes from this store
Barbacoa Taco
Tender shredded beef topped with chopped onions and fresh cilantro, wrapped in a soft tortilla.
$6.61•90% (32)
#3 Most liked
Large Lemonade
Freshly squeezed lemon juice with slices, blended with water and sweetener.
$4.99•70% (20)
Flautas Plate
3 rolled corn tortillas stuffed with chicken topped with guacamole, sour cream and cheese served with rice and beans
$14.36•68% (19)
Huevos Rancheros Plate
Two eggs any style with ranchero sauce served with beans and potatoes
$12.50•93% (16)
3 Leches French Toast Plate
Thick slices of French toast topped with whipped cream, a cherry, and syrup, served with two sunny-side-up eggs and sausage patties.
$13.75•85% (14)
Chips & Queso
Crispy tortilla chips paired with creamy cheese dip, featuring a smooth texture and subtle spice.
$7.50•87% (8)
Bacon & Egg Taco
Scrambled eggs and crispy bacon wrapped in a soft flour tortilla, typically accompanied by shredded cheese and occasionally pico de gallo or salsa.
$3.73•95% (20)
Sweet Tea
Refreshing sweet tea brewed to perfection.
$4.06
Carne Guisada Taco
Slow-cooked beef stew in a taco, typically includes onions, cilantro, and a soft tortilla.
$6.25•91% (12)
Ham & Egg Taco
Scrambled eggs and ham in a soft flour tortilla, typically complemented with shredded cheese and a hint of salsa for a classic breakfast taco.
$3.73
A la Cart / Sides
1 Pancake
A single pancake typically includes buttermilk batter, offering a simple American staple that can be enhanced with optional toppings like fruit or syrup.
$2.32
1 Tortilla
Soft, pliable tortilla, typically made from corn or flour, ideal for pairing with your favorite dishes.
$0.46
12 Tortillas
Handmade flour tortillas, soft and pliable, typically paired with a variety of dishes to enhance your meal experience.
$4.99
Beef Crispy Taco
Crispy fried tortilla filled with seasoned beef, lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese.
$2.99
Beef Enchilada 1
Beef enchilada features a tortilla filled with seasoned beef, topped with enchilada sauce and melted cheese.
$2.81
Beef Puffy Taco
Crispy fried tortilla typically filled with seasoned beef, lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese.
$4.25
Borracho Beans
Pinto beans simmered in a rich tomato broth, often enhanced with garlic, onions, and a hint of chili for added depth.
$2.81
Cheese Enchilada 1
Cheese enchilada: Corn tortilla filled with cheese, topped with enchilada sauce and additional cheese.
$2.81
Chicken Crispy Taco
Crispy chicken taco featuring seasoned chicken, lettuce, cheddar cheese, and a tangy sauce, all nestled in a crunchy shell.
$2.58
Chicken Enchilada 1
Shredded chicken enchilada topped with enchilada sauce and melted cheese in a rolled tortilla.
$3.43
Chicken Puffy Taco
A crispy taco shell filled with seasoned chicken, lettuce, tomato, and shredded cheese, offering a classic combination of flavors typically found in American-style tacos.
$3.88
French Fries
Crispy crinkle-cut potatoes seasoned with a light sprinkle of spices.
$2.81
Guacamole Side
Mashed avocado mixed with diced tomatoes, onions, and cilantro, seasoned with lime juice.
$3.73
Mexican Rice
Spicy rice seasoned with Mexican flavors, perfect as a side or base for your favorite dish.
$2.81
One Chimichanga
Crispy fried tortilla filled with savory ingredients, topped with creamy cheese sauce.
$8.62
One Egg
One egg, prepared to your preference. Consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
$1.56
One Flauta
Rolled and fried corn tortilla typically filled with seasoned meat, topped with lettuce, tomato, and crumbled cheese.
$3.12
Order of Bread
An assortment of bread typically featuring freshly baked slices or rolls, ideal for accompanying any meal.
$1.43
Pan Torta
A sandwich typically featuring beans, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and sour cream, served on a soft roll.
$2.48
Side Refried Beans
Refried beans topped with queso fresco and cilantro, offering a classic side with a hint of freshness.
$2.81
Side of Bacon
Crispy, savory strips of cured pork.
$1.87•85% (7)
Side of Barbacoa
$4.99
Side of Potato
Simple preparation of potatoes, typically featuring butter, sour cream, and chives, with options to customize with cheese or bacon for additional flavor.
$2.58
Side of Salsa Ranchera
A side of salsa ranchera typically includes a blend of tomatoes, onions, and peppers, offering a classic and versatile condiment or dip.
$1.56
Side of Sausage
Savory side of seasoned meat blend, perfectly grilled.
$1.87
Side Pico
Freshly diced tomatoes, onions, cilantro, and jalapeños create a traditional Mexican salsa known as pico de gallo.
$1.23
Sour Cream
A small portion of sour cream, commonly used as a condiment or dipping sauce, often paired with potato dishes.
$0.93
Two Eggs
Two eggs prepared to your preference; consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
$3.12
Two Toast
Two slices of toast, typically prepared with bread such as white, wheat, sourdough, or rye.
$2.18
Appetizers
Beef Fajita Quesa LG
Grilled flour tortilla filled with beef, sautéed onions, peppers, and cheese, typically accompanied by salsa and sour cream.
$16.25
Chicken Fajita Quesa LG
Grilled chicken with cheddar cheese, sautéed onions, and peppers in a flour tortilla, accompanied by sour cream.
$13.75
Chips & Queso
Crispy tortilla chips paired with creamy cheese dip, featuring a smooth texture and subtle spice.
$7.50•87% (8)
Chips & Salsa
Crispy tortilla chips paired with zesty and freshly made salsa.
$3.73•66% (9)
Shrimp Quesadilla LG
Grilled tortilla filled with shrimp, melted cheese, and spices, served with guacamole, sour cream, and a fresh lettuce and tomato salad.
$16.25
Small Quesadilla
Flour tortilla filled with melted cheddar and jack cheese, complemented by pico de gallo, sour cream, and guacamole.
$4.99
Tex-Mex Nachos
With refried beans, cheese and jalapenos
$9.99
Trash Can Nachos
Piled high with ground beef, brisket guisado and chicken, refried beans, cheese, guacamole, sour cream, jalapenos and pico de gallo
$21.25
Beverages
Apple Juice
Freshly squeezed apple nectar, packed with the tart and sweet essence of ripe apples.
$3.43
Bottle Water
Pure and refreshing bottled water.
$1.87
Can Soda
Crisp, Chilled Can of Refreshing Soda - Perfect Thirst Quencher
$2.81
Coffee
Freshly brewed, aromatic blend to kick-start your day.
$4.68
Cold Brew Coffee
Smooth and refreshing cold brew
$4.99
Cup of Ice
A simple cup of ice, typically used to chill your favorite beverages or enjoy on its own.
$0.62
Cup to Go 16oz
Freshly brewed coffee in a 16oz cup, made with a signature blend, typically enjoyed black or with added cream and sugar upon request.
$0.62
Cup to Go 32oz
Freshly brewed coffee in a 32oz cup, ideal for taking on the go. Cream and sugar available upon request.
$0.75
Half and Half Tea
A balanced blend of half sweet tea and half unsweetened tea, offering a classic refreshment for tea enthusiasts.
$4.06
Large Lemonade
Freshly squeezed lemon juice with slices, blended with water and sweetener.
$4.99•70% (20)
Mexican Coke
The same great taste made with only pure cane sugar and served in a bottle.
$4.99
Orange Juice
Classic citrus refreshment.
$3.43
Small Lemonade
Freshly squeezed lemonade with slices of lemon.
$3.11
Sweet Tea
Refreshing sweet tea brewed to perfection.
$4.06
Unsweet Tea
Refreshing, chilled classic tea with no added sweetness.
$4.06
Breakfast Plates
3 Leches French Toast Plate
Thick slices of French toast topped with whipped cream, a cherry, and syrup, served with two sunny-side-up eggs and sausage patties.
$13.75•85% (14)
Bacon & Egg Plate
Bacon and eggs, typically served with toast or hash browns.
$9.37
Chorizo & Egg Plate
Scrambled eggs and chorizo, typically accompanied by onions and tomatoes, served as a breakfast plate.
$12.50
Eggs Mexicana Plate
Sautted pico de gallo with eggs served with beans and papas rancheras
$12.50
Huevos Rancheros Plate
Two eggs any style with ranchero sauce served with beans and potatoes
$12.50•93% (16)
Joe's Chilaquiles Plate
Tortilla strips sautted with pico de gallo mixed with eggs, smothered in tex-mex ranchero sauce and shredded cheese served with beans and potatoes
$12.50•100% (6)
Migas Plate
Scrambled eggs with crispy tortilla strips, melted cheese, and sautéed vegetables, served with seasoned potatoes and refried beans. Includes a warm flour tortilla.
$12.50
Oatmeal
Hearty, warm cereal made from oats
$7.50
Pancakes Plate
Two buttermilk pancakes with two eggs any style and sausage or bacon
$12.50
Pork Chop & Eggs Plate
Grilled pork chop served with eggs, accompanied by home fries and toast.
$13.75
Breakfast Tacos
Bacon & Egg Taco
Scrambled eggs and crispy bacon wrapped in a soft flour tortilla, typically accompanied by shredded cheese and occasionally pico de gallo or salsa.
$3.73•95% (20)
Bacon & Potato
Bacon and diced potatoes in a soft flour tortilla, typically accompanied by scrambled eggs and a blend of Monterey and cheddar jack cheese.
$3.12
Bacon Taco
Bacon breakfast taco with scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese, all wrapped in a soft flour tortilla.
$2.86
Bean & Bacon
Refried beans and crispy bacon wrapped in a soft flour tortilla, typically accompanied by scrambled eggs and shredded cheese.
$3.12
Bean & Bacon Taco
Refried beans and crispy bacon wrapped in a soft flour tortilla, typically including scrambled eggs and shredded cheese for a hearty breakfast taco.
$3.73
Bean & Cheese Taco
#1 Most liked
Refried beans and cheddar cheese nestled in a soft flour tortilla, creating a classic breakfast taco experience.
$2.48•98% (58)
Bean & Egg Taco
Scrambled eggs and refried beans wrapped in a soft flour tortilla, typically accompanied by shredded cheese and a hint of salsa.
$2.86
Bean & Sausage
Bean and sausage breakfast taco: Refried beans and sausage crumbles typically accompanied by scrambled eggs and shredded cheese in a soft flour tortilla.
$3.12
Bean Taco
Refried beans, shredded cheese, cilantro, and onion wrapped in a soft flour tortilla, typically accompanied by homemade salsa.
$2.18
Chilaquiles Taco
Scrambled eggs and fried corn tortilla strips with green salsa, topped with onion, cilantro, crema fresca, and ranch-style cheese, wrapped in a taco.
$3.73•85% (7)
Chorizo & Bean Taco
Chorizo and refried beans wrapped in a soft flour tortilla, typically complemented by scrambled eggs and a blend of cheeses.
$2.48•100% (7)
Chorizo & Egg Taco
Savory chorizo paired with scrambled eggs, wrapped in a soft tortilla.
$2.86•84% (25)
Chorizo & Papa Taco
Spicy chorizo paired with seasoned potatoes wrapped in a soft tortilla.
$2.48•94% (17)
Country & Egg Taco
Scrambled eggs combined with country-style sausage and cheddar cheese in a soft flour tortilla, typically accompanied by salsa.
$3.73•100% (15)
Country Guisado Taco
Scrambled eggs and seasoned country-style stew wrapped in a flour tortilla, typically accompanied by cheese and pico de gallo for a hearty breakfast experience.
$3.73
Egg Taco
Scrambled eggs wrapped in a soft tortilla, typically featuring cheese and optional ingredients like salsa or avocado, inspired by classic breakfast taco flavors.
$2.56
Ham & Egg Taco
Scrambled eggs and ham in a soft flour tortilla, typically complemented with shredded cheese and a hint of salsa for a classic breakfast taco.
$3.73
Migas Taco
Scrambled eggs mixed with crispy tortilla strips, wrapped in a soft flour tortilla.
$2.48•94% (17)
Papa & Egg Taco
Scrambled eggs and tender potatoes wrapped in a soft tortilla.
$2.86•100% (42)
#2 Most liked
Papa Mexicana Taco
Flour tortilla filled with scrambled eggs, potatoes, and chorizo, typically garnished with pico de gallo and queso fresco.
$2.48•100% (7)
Papa Ranchera Taco
Scrambled eggs and seasoned potatoes in a flour tortilla, typically accompanied by cheese and pico de gallo.
$2.48
Potato & Bean Taco
Soft taco with potatoes and refried beans, typically complemented by scrambled eggs and cheese, all wrapped in a flour tortilla.
$3.12
Potato Taco
Soft flour tortilla filled with diced potatoes, scrambled eggs, and mixed cheese.
$2.18
Vato Loco Chalupa
Fried flour tortilla with beans and cheese and fried egg topped with salsa
$7.18
Burgers
Smoke House Brisket Burger
Juicy brisket patty topped with fresh lettuce, sliced tomato, and creamy avocado, served on a soft bun. Accompanied by crispy seasoned fries.
$17.50
Uncle Joe's Classic Burger
Juicy beef patty topped with fresh lettuce, tomato, and avocado, sandwiched in a soft bun. Served with seasoned fries.
$11.87
Burritos
California Burrito
Stuffed with pulled chicken with black beans, rice, white cheese and avocado, topped with chipotle salsa
$12.50
Joe's Famous Fried Chimichanga
Filled with shredded brisket or chicken, topped with sour cream, cheese and guacamole
$13.75
San Antonio Burrito
Stuffed brisket mexicana, refried beans, rice, pepper jack cheese and grilled jalapenos, topped with roasted salsa
$13.75
Santa Fe Burrito
Stuffed with carnitas, rice, black beans and corn pico de gallo, cheese, topped with hatch green chili salsa
$12.50
Surf and Turf Burrito
Sliced rybye, grilled shrimp, avocado, cabagge, cheese with chipotle ranch
$16.86
Desserts
Large Cookies
Large cookies, typically featuring classic flavors like chocolate chip or sugar, offering a soft, chewy texture with a golden-brown finish, satisfying any sweet craving.
$8.12
Enchiladas
Cheese Ench W/Chicken Fajitas
Grilled chicken fajitas wrapped in cheese-filled enchiladas, typically topped with enchilada sauce and shredded cheese.
$13.12
Chicken Hatch Green Enchiladas
With monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato , rice and beans
$13.12
Chicken Mole Enchiladas
With monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato , rice and beans
$13.12
Joe's Enchiladas Plate
With chile con carne gravy, lettuce, tomato, rice and beans
$11.87
Poblano Chicken Enchiladas
Tender chicken wrapped in corn tortillas, topped with a creamy poblano sauce, served with refried beans, Mexican rice, and fresh lettuce.
$13.12
From The Grill
Beef Fajitas Plate
Grilled beef strips with sautéed onions and bell peppers, served alongside refried beans, rice, and fresh lettuce.
$19.99
Chicken Fajitas Plate
Grilled chicken served with bell peppers and onions, accompanied by rice, black beans, sour cream, shredded cheese, pico de gallo, and soft flour tortillas.
$16.87
Creamy Chk Poblano Plate
Grilled chicken topped with creamy poblano sauce, served with refried beans, seasoned rice, and fresh lettuce with diced tomatoes.
$16.87
La Original
Grilled beef, chicken, shrimp, onions, and bell peppers, seasoned and combined for a hearty dish.
$27.50
Steak Ranchero Plate
Grilled steak topped with ranchero sauce, accompanied by refried beans, Mexican rice, and a side of lettuce and tomato salad.
$23.75
Soups/Salads
Beef Homemade Caldo
Tender beef simmered with cabbage, carrots, zucchini, and red potatoes in a rich broth, garnished with fresh herbs.
$16.25
Chicken Homemade Caldo
Tender chicken with zucchini, cabbage, carrots, and red potatoes in a savory broth, garnished with fresh herbs.
$13.12
Creamy Tortilla Soup
Homemade chicken broth with hand pulled chicken, avocado, tomatoes, corn and cilantro. topped with cheese and tortilla strips
$13.75
Lg Menudo
Cow's stomach, onions, and chilies in a traditional spicy Mexican soup, often accompanied by rice, corn tortillas, and cilantro.
$18.75
Sm Menudo
Menudo: Traditional Mexican soup featuring beef tripe, typically accompanied by onions and chili peppers.
$13.75
Taco Salad Bowl
Fried tortilla bowl filled with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese and avocado.
$13.75
Street Tacos
Al Pastor Street Tacos
Grilled marinated pork with diced onions and cilantro on corn tortillas, served with lemon wedges and a side of pinto beans.
$12.50
Asada Street Tacos
Tender grilled beef topped with fresh cilantro and diced onions, wrapped in soft corn tortillas.
$12.50
Bistec Street Tacos
Four mini tacos served with charro beans
$12.50
Brisket Guisado Street Tacos
Slow-cooked brisket in rich sauce on soft tortillas, topped with chopped onions and cilantro, served with lime wedges.
$12.50
Tacos
Al Pastor Taco
Tender marinated pork with onions and cilantro on a soft tortilla, accompanied by a whole jalapeño pepper.
$4.99
Asada Mex Taco
Grilled steak on a corn tortilla, typically garnished with onions, cilantro, and a hint of lime.
$5.93
Barbacoa Taco
Tender shredded beef topped with chopped onions and fresh cilantro, wrapped in a soft tortilla.
$6.61•90% (32)
#3 Most liked
Beef Fajita Taco
Grilled beef, sautéed peppers, onions, and fresh cilantro served in a soft tortilla.
$6.61
Brisket Guisado Taco
Braised brisket with onions and cilantro
$6.61
Carne Asada Taco
Marinated steak with pico de gallo, cotija cheese, jalapeño-lime crema, and cilantro on a flour tortilla.
$6.25
Carne Guisada Taco
Slow-cooked beef stew in a taco, typically includes onions, cilantro, and a soft tortilla.
$6.25•91% (12)
Chicharron Taco
Crispy fried pork chicharron typically paired with sautéed onions, roasted chili, diced tomatoes, and green chili, all wrapped in a soft taco shell.
$6.25
Chicken Fajita Taco
Marinated chicken, sautéed peppers and onions, pico de gallo, guacamole, and sour cream, all wrapped in a soft flour tortilla.
$6.25
Chicken Guisado Taco
Chicken guisado taco features slow-cooked chicken stew, typically accompanied by onions, cilantro, and cheese, all wrapped in a soft tortilla.
$4.99
Machacado Taco
Shredded beef, tomato-habanero salsa, and pico de gallo in a soft corn tortilla.
$6.61
Picadillo Taco
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$4.99
Pork Chop Taco
Sliced pork chop served in a homemade tortilla, typically accompanied by toppings such as coleslaw, pickled onions, and a drizzle of chipotle barbecue sauce.
$6.25
Tex-Mex Favorites
Asada Mexican Plate
Grilled skirt steak served with rice, beans, pico de gallo, and flour tortillas. Typically includes guacamole and sour cream.
$18.43
Asada Plate
Grilled arrachera steak served with rice, beans, grilled onions, jalapeños, cucumbers, and limes.
$17.50
Birria Tacos Plate
Savory beef-filled tacos with melted cheese, served with chopped onions and fresh cilantro.
$13.12
Brisket Guisado Plate
Slow cooked brisket mexian style servied with rice and beans
$18.11
Chalupa Compuestas Plate
Crispy fried corn tortillas topped with seasoned ground beef, refried beans, shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, cheddar cheese, guacamole, and sour cream. Served with a side of rice and beans.
$13.75
Chicharron Plate
Crispy fried pork belly typically served with lime, chili seasoning, and a side of house hot sauce.
$16.25
Chile Relleno Plate
Fire roasted poblano filled with gorund beef or chicken battered and fried topped with classic tex-mex sauce, served with rice and beans
$17.50
Class Puffy Tacos Plate
Soft, puffy tacos filled with scrambled eggs and topped with shredded cheddar cheese.
$16.25
Crispy Tacos Plate
Two ground beef or pulled chicken , lettuce, tomato adn cheese served with rice and beans
$12.50
Deluxe Mexican Plate
Two cheese enchiladas with chili con carne, cripsy taco served with rice and beans
$17.50
Flautas Plate
3 rolled corn tortillas stuffed with chicken topped with guacamole, sour cream and cheese served with rice and beans
$14.36•68% (19)
Grilled Fish Tacos Plate
Two tacos served with blackening spice, served with cilantro lime slaw and avocado, crema, rice and beans
$14.36
Grilled Shrimp Tacos Plate
Grilled shrimp nestled in soft tortillas, topped with shredded cabbage, accompanied by rice, beans, and fresh pico de gallo.
$14.36
Soft Tacos Plate
Two rolled ground beef or chicken topped with ranchero sauce, lettuce, tomato and cheese served with rice and beans
$12.50
South Tx Carne Guisada Plate
Tender beef stew simmered in rich gravy, typically accompanied by rice, beans, lettuce, tomato, guacamole, and served with two homemade tortillas.
$17.50
Uncle Joe's Plate
Two cheese enchiladas with a tamale and carne guisada served with fresh tortillas rice and beans
$18.11
Tortas
Asada Torta
Grilled beef with fresh lettuce and diced tomatoes, served in a soft sandwich bun. Accompanied by crispy potato wedges.
$12.50
Brisket Torta
Tender brisket with fresh lettuce and diced tomatoes, nestled in a soft torta bun. Served with a side of crispy potato wedges.
$12.50
Chicken Guisado Torta
Slow-cooked chicken stew on a bread roll, typically accompanied by refried beans, lettuce, tomato, avocado, jalapeños, and mayonnaise.
$12.50
Pastor Torta
Marinated pork sandwich with lettuce, tomato, refried beans, avocado, jalapeños, mayonnaise, and onions.
$12.50
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